April 17th with 5,354 notes :: reblog
horoscopes for the new moon
aries: get off the bathroom floor
taurus: you’re nauseating your lover
gemini: bury yourself and grow again
cancer: the sky is calling you
leo: be careful on train tracks
virgo: you’re deluded and dramatic
libra: start wearing rosaries for protection
scorpio: your sadistic tendencies won’t stop
sagittarius: quit bleeding all the time
capricorn: visit your grave
aquarius: they’re coming for you
pisces: i’m sorry but there is nothing
April 15th with 817 notes :: reblog
Noel Fielding: We don’t really argue, do we, about comedy? We have very similar taste in comedy. We’ve had about two arguments in ten years.
one was over some laundry…
Julian Barratt: …And the other one, you’d murdered my entire family.
Noel Fielding: Yeah.
Julian Barratt: I was a bit annoyed by that.
Noel Fielding: I know, they’re quite annoying, well, they were.
…With a spoon, I killed them all. It took ages.
Julian Barratt: And that’s what annoyed me.
Noel Fielding: What, the way I did it?
Julian Barratt: Yeah.
Noel Fielding: The way I executed it? The execution? With a spoon?
Julian Barratt: Wooden spoon.
Noel Fielding: It took ages. Your auntie, she just wouldn’t go down.
Julian Barratt: …She’s strong, my auntie.
Noel Fielding: She is. She nearly done me. She had me in a headlock
at one point.
pornographic net art is hella gay
I am not Miley, F U
Hella beautiful n stuffApril 14th with 143 notes :: reblog
April 14th with 25,099 notes :: reblog
unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)